Singapore Sling

My coffee with Connie, like all good tales, begins with the birth of a baby. Constance was delivered two and a half years ago, not by stork, but by the delicately named ventouse. She arrived purpleish and screaming with piercing blue eyes and long fingers. I suspect a piano maestro in the making…..

Since then, she has become a bit of a pal and has now accompanied me and her dad, Tom, to the golden isle of Singapore. We have been slung here due to Tom’s work and are busy awaiting the arrival of Connie’s sister in June. To pass the time meanwhile, Connie and I invariably end up having lattes and apple juices respectively in various coffee shops around town. We have a bit of a chat, a bit of a ride on a Bob the Builder toy, a bit of a cry if we’re feeling over tired (this applies to both of us) and generally discuss our plans for the week and interesting things we can get up to.

Assuming that many other Mums must indulge in these kinds of shenanigans with their sprogs, I thought it might be useful to pool some resources on thoughts, links, groups, tips etc. I may not look like Gwyneth Paltrow of GOOP fame, but at the moment, I have the same amount of time on my hands so here goes……..

Rojak – An Eclectic Mix

As some of you will know from December’s entry, here in Singapore I run a writers’ group who, at the end of last year, hosted Andrew Fiu, the best-selling New Zealand author of Purple Heart, for a fascinating talk. At that meeting, Andrew suggested that we get ourselves up and off our butts and use the powers of the modern world to publish a book ourselves. We are a very obedient crew and so this we have done!

ROJAK: Stories from the Singapore Writers’ Group will be published on Amazon in the next month.

The SWG is a real melting pot of different nationalities – people who have lived in Singapore all of their lives, jumbled in with people who have literally arrived off the plane and come straight along to a meeting (that has happened!). A good term for it is Rojak – the Malay word for an eclectic mix. So the book will be a reflection of that spirit, a global community of writing and expression.

The short stories within the book represent myriad nationalities and experiences. They include: murder in Colonial Kenya; theft in Bangalore; a Polish refugee snowball fight in the rural British countryside; a reflective train journey through Rome; a Spanish New Year’s ceremony. All of the stories have come from the imaginations and experiences of the twenty authors who contributed to the book – including a brand new short story from Andrew Fiu himself.

Andrew introduced us to the amazing Michele Gray of 27iD who has been the editor, cover designer and general inspiration behind getting the book up and running. Since its creation, Michele and 27iD have helped over two dozen authors to self-publish their books including setting up authors’ Apple and Kindle accounts and advising them on how to market their ebooks. For those authors that still want to have a print edition of their ebook, Michele has worked with them to publish their books through Createspace and market it alongside their ebook on Amazon.

Michele is a huge believer in self-publishing. The point is, she says, that self-published authors have the same shelf space on Amazon and the iBookstore as the Big Five publishers, but their royalties are better and they no longer have to over publish and be left with unread and unsold boxes of books in their garage. There are broader avenues for promotion through social media and once an ebook is created, the same edition can be sold over and over again with no on-going costs.

Frankly, there’s no better playing field at the moment for self-published authors – and the SWG is making good use of that!

It’s an exciting time for The Singapore Writers’ Group. There will be a launch party for the book of short stories. We have over 470 members now and will be extending our reach for the rest of the year with more talks, workshops and events with authors, editors and publishers in Singapore and beyond. If you are a member of a writing group in another country or have set up something similar yourself, do get in touch as the SWG is very keen to extend branches to groups in other places.

For more information on Andrew and Michele, see and

Details about the SWG can be found at and

Until next time…..

Of Heroines and Heroes…

I read a great book from my sickbed last week. Samantha Ellis’ How to be a Heroine. Remember Katy from What Katy Did? Cathy from Wuthering Heights? Scarlet O’Hara? The list goes on…..Ellis re-read all of her most favourite books and looked at how her heroines matched up to what she had learnt in life. Was Cathy merely passionately in love, or really just a bit silly? Was Jo March truly a champion of women’s writing or a girl who was bludgeoned into giving up her dreams for a boring old marriage to a Professor?

The book is a nostalgic look at most of my old heroines, and some new ones which I’ve immediately downloaded onto my kindle. Heroines – and indeed heroes – are what we aspire to be but the great writers create characters who show us our downsides too, perhaps that of which we might be ashamed.

So who were mine I thought? Many of Ellis’ I could relate to – Scarlet’s temper tantrums over Ashley are very reminiscent of me as a small child; I imagined I was Jane Eyre when I was scolded by horrible relatives; I was definitely Lizzy Bennett (so I thought) when I was sparring with potential love interests.

But in truth, it was the heroines who had the tomboy in them who most appealed to me – the mix of the girl with the boy. It was always George who was my true heroine. George from the Famous Five, who loved Timmy her dog more than life itself; who could row boats and climb trees and solve mysteries equal to Julian and Dick (and of course pathetic Anne, but who cared about her?). Then it was Kay Scarpetta who intrigued me – she of the forensic investigative skills whilst at the same time being a dab hand at pasta making in the kitchen. Anna Karenina accompanied me around New Zealand in my backpack, Bridget Jones around Australia. These women were more than my companions. Ellis had it right. These characters are our touchstones in life. They represent key periods, times when you can look back and say, I felt this way then.

All great characters have this propensity – male or female. Even the writers themselves. The boys in particular had me bemoaning I hadn’t lived in Paris in the 1940s. But then being married to Hemingway probably wasn’t all it promised – I’m not sure how much fishing or bull baiting I could put up with, in all honesty. I had a huge crush on F Scott Fitzgerald until I read about Zelda and his alcoholism. Still, a man who can write the last line of The Great Gatsby, and who likes a beer, would probably always win me over at a party….

In line with this theme, I’m still figuring out the writing of my own heroine, DI Erica Martin. What does it mean to be her? Maybe the difficulty in writing is trying to be the ventriloquist for your characters – but also attempting ultimately to figure out which part of YOU they represent. Perhaps this is what drove Fitzgerald to alcohol, Hemingway to big fish and Agatha Christie to run away to Harrogate. I’m hoping I don’t succumb to any of those! But writers battle with their heroines and heroes – they carve them out of themselves and then pass the baton to their readers.

Who are your favourite heroes and heroines? Or even villains? Let me know!




The Female of the Species….

So today I was faced with a big, fat blank page. Book two. Help me.

The first manuscript has been sent off and awaits feedback. I don’t even want to think about it so I’m taking the sensible option. I drank a lot of red wine on Sunday night. Now it’s Tuesday and I’m over my hangover. Time to go for a run and start the new one….

My main character is a police detective called Erica Martin. I had several ideas about her before I started. I knew that I wanted her sex to be ambiguous at the beginning of the first novel. So she’s called Martin right off the bat. In fact, you don’t find out her first name until chapter 34!

Some of the people who’ve read the first one have struggled with this but I like it. I want her to be a character the reader has to reach for. Much as I love Morse and Scarpetta, I didn’t want to fall into the pattern of giving Martin a set of tropes she would be stuck with forever (lollipops anyone?).

But now I’m onto the second book and I feel ready to let the reader know a little more about her. I’ve just written the first page. Martin is on holiday with her husband on a Greek island.  I’ve no idea where that came from but it seems to work.

Last year was a fantastic time for women writers and female heroines. Some of my favourite books were Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn, Apple Tree Yard by Louise Doughty (with a female heroine over 40 no less…), Tigers in Red Weather by Liza Klaussman and The Silent Wife by ASA Harrison. And let’s not forget the amazing achievements of Hilary Mantel, Eleanor Catton and A M Homes.

Some might say we’ve never had it so good. And yet we still like to categorise things – put things into boxes. My most hated phrase (after “don’t show, tell”) is “women’s fiction” – I’m not sure why we get a special section of the bookshop. The phrase just conjures up images of snogs on the beach, a hunky doctor perhaps, stiletto heels a la Carrie Bradshaw. I’ve recently got very addicted to Game of Thrones. Typically, fantasy is considered a “male” genre (tosh) and sex and romance belongs to the women. It’s rubbish of course. Perhaps the problem is persisting with a notion of genre in the first place. So you end up describing your novel as a dark, psychological, crime thriller, reading group book with elements of the supernatural and a smattering of romance….phew!

Martin in my books is most definitely a woman – with a sex life and emotions and probably a penchant for shopping. But she’s also ballsy and unafraid and equal to her task in the same way as any man. It seems as though the discomfort lies in the readers wanting to check boxes – more so than the characters who live in them!

This blog was supposed to be about the best books of last year. I’ve mentioned some but then gone off track! Any thoughts on this, most welcome. Maybe next time, we’ll look at some of the best heroes and heroines who straddle the gender abyss.

Now that sounds like a line from Game of Thrones….


New Year. Fact.

Happy New Year everyone!

So, along with the ubiquitous New Year diet (Atkins, for my sins), New Year’s box set (Game of Thrones – surprisingly good), attitude to New Year’s drinking (MUST NOT) and attempts at exercising (minimal), I am getting stuck back in to finishing THE WEIR. I’m nearing the end of the latest draft and, given I’m writing a crime thriller, have reached the stage where I need to get it signed off by someone in the police force as totally factually accurate before I can proceed any further.

So how does one go about this? My book is set in the UK and I live in Singapore so I can’t nip down to the local cop shop and ask for some assistance. So other than begging friends on social media for contacts, what could I do? Well of course, I DID beg friends on social media to great effect. But in the course of researching this, I came across some organisations which may be of benefit for us all. Look for Fiction Writers groups – there are tons on Facebook etc. And Yahoo Groups has a particularly brilliant group called Crime Scene Questions for Writers which offers a beta reading service for those who’ve written crime novels. The Crime Writers Association also offers a manuscript assessment service ( You have to pay for it but it may be useful for those who want their book assessed before sending out to agents.

My friend Barrie Seppings has also created a fantastic website called This matches beta readers with some knowledge of police procedure, medical experience, legal advice – with writers looking for experts in those fields. The website isn’t yet fully operational but if you’re keen to get involved as either a reader or writer, sign up for updates.

And of course, let’s not forget the magic of a writing group. THE WEIR has been read by several members of mine plus an online group created when I did a writing course with Curtis Brown last year. Feedback can be invaluable – consider the eagle-eyed guy in my writer’s group who spotted I gave away the murder method to a potential suspect within a scene of dialogue….

Next time, I’ll be looking at some of my favourite books of 2013 and looking forward to books being made into movies in 2014. Would love to hear some of your recommendations.

In the meantime, happy writing!

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The Purple Heart and a Christmas Break

Andrew Fiu Photo

Last week, the Singapore Writers’ Group hosted New Zealand author Andrew Fiu to talk about his book Purple Heart. Andrew was born in Samoa but moved to NZ when he was 5 years old. For most of his life, he was hospitalised with a severe heart condition resulting in six open heart surgeries.

But this is no bleak tale of a kid on the rocks. Andrew is a hugely positive speaker, someone who has been through adversity and survived with humour and grace. Purple Heart is on the curriculum of most schools in NZ and despite never finishing school or attending university, Andrew is now an educator and motivational speaker. We had a great evening and you can read more about Andrew at

We were inspired by Andrew. So the members who came along that evening have decided to put together a collection of short stories. We hope to publish this online in the middle of next year. Watch this space…..

In the meantime, I am heading to a beach in Thailand with the family for Christmas. Given that Wham! is always very much part of the soundtrack of my life, it will be more Club Tropicana than Last Christmas I gave you my heart….but I can’t wait! So no time on the computer until the New Year which will let me recover from all the writing induced injuries I have suffered from sitting at a dining room table to finish the novel!

Here’s to a great year of writing and more to come in the New Year. Lots of exciting times to look forward to in 2014 with talks and events being planned for the SWG as well as keeping fingers firmly crossed for publication….

Have a wonderful Christmas everybody!

Rockin’ Robin or Tweet if you Will…..

Someone once said that to Tweet is to hold a lantern of truth into the mire of self-publishing darkness. Actually, no one said that. And if they did, they would be stone crazy as it’s a load of rubbish. Having said that, Twitter and Facebook and MySpace etc do provide a means of trying to create the elusive writer’s platform. A means, I say. It’s not the only way…..stay with me.

I recently went to a few events at the Singapore Writer’s Festival. It was fantastically run with high profile speakers such as Carol Ann Duffy, Romesh Gunesekera and Peter James. I went along to an all day publishing symposium with different events and speakers, one of whom was Stephen Leather who gave a talk on e-publishing and how to do it. Leather is a thriller author who’s sold more than 2 million paperbacks. In 2011 however, The Bookseller Magazine named him as in the top 100 most influential people in publishing – and this is because of the way he has utilised e-publishing to sell his work. Leather used Amazon to great effect at the beginning of his career – initially generating great sales by pricing his books low – 49p, 99p etc. One year, he had the top three bestsellers in the Amazon chart. An amazing feat.

You’d think he’d be a walking advertisement for Twitter as a social media tool but he was actually quite dismissive of it. Yes, great to keep in contact with your “fans,” but the truth is that you following 20,000 people on Twitter and having them (in the main) follow you back, isn’t going to sell any books. Twitter has become saturated with wannabe writers. It’s a veritable nest of authors squeaking and squawking about their new books – it means it can be hard to see the wood for the trees.

Other forms of social media have the same problem. Basically, if you’re getting in to it now, you may be a little bit late – and I speak for myself when I say this. We needed to have been with Leather about five years ago, sounding the trumpet and chucking our books on Amazon for a pittance. Sadly, in my case, I hadn’t written mine then.

But never fear! There are ways to build a platform….I recently met Guy Vincent, based here in Singapore, who has created Publishizer which is a pre-orders platform for books. Guy and the Publishizer team help authors craft and run a pre-orders campaign to help fund publishing costs and a first print run. Authors keep all rights and royalties, and it’s free to run a campaign. Their first campaign, The Backpacker Chef by Jacqui Treagus, sold US$5240 (262 copies) in pre-orders in 30 days with Jacqui achieving newspaper publicity around Australia. The idea is that “patrons” donate money to an author’s platform in order to help them achieve a goal – a print run or a launch party are examples. The patrons then have their name acknowledged in the book or some other form of appreciation. If anyone is interested, check out

New concepts and ideas like this are a way for a new author to gain a platform without purely having to rely on Twitter and a black hole of nothing. And if you’re still keen on pursuing a traditional publishing deal, it’s not going to harm your appeal if you already have 100 people who have bought and loved your book.

Plus, if you’re anything like me, I find it hard to be dazzling in 140 characters or less. I need at least 200….

Do get in touch if you have any thoughts on this.

And in the spirit of do as I say and not as I do, you can follow me on Twitter at @teawithconnie!!

To Thine Own Self Be True?

literary agentSo you’ve written a book. There it is, in Times New Roman 12pt font glory. All 80,000 words of it (or thereabouts). Yum.

Now what? You write your synopsis. You write a sparkling cover letter. You attach these things to your manuscript and put them in a big brown padded envelope. Address it to, say, five literary agents to begin with. You only need one, right? So you start with five. Five is good.

And then you wait. And wait. And a little bit more waiting. And then you sort of forget you’re waiting as life trundles on and you go back to work, look after your kids, plan what the hell to do for Christmas, oh, and is that a cupboard that needs cleaning? You do all these things and then one day, your head jerks up and you feel a cold sweat pass over your brow. You realise in a flash that it’s been four months and you’ve heard nothing…..NOTHING! Not a jot or a whisper from any of the agents. You’ve never even had an acknowledgement of your letter.

You scratch your head. Maybe have a glass of wine. Go for a run. Think on it a while. Okay, you think. I’ll choose another five agents. I’ll send it to them. This time, I’ll pick better. These ones will like it. On this occasion, you email your submissions figuring that hard copy manuscripts are so 1980′s – electronic communication is where it’s at! You email your precious work to the black-hole vacuum of an email address that is You know as you do it, that no-one’s ever going to read it.

And here’s the truth. The slush pile (for that is where your beautiful manuscript has landed) is the size of a SKYSCRAPER. And the summer intern whose job it is to decide who may one day win the Booker Prize? Well, she’s a bit hungover today ’cause she broke up with her boyfriend last night and she’s earning about 9K a year and can’t afford to go skiing with her lawyer friends and, oh – ooops! Delete!

Again, silence.

As with all parodies, there is a grain of truth in the above scenario, sadly. Very sadly. The fact is, there are too many budding authors and not enough agents to go round. Or, let’s face it, people who want to buy books. So whaddya gonna do???

Talk to Joanna Penn at about it, and she’ll tell you the above scenario is crazy. Self-publishing is where it’s at. The digital book and e-book market has never been hotter. In regions such as South-East Asia, the potential reach of your book is pretty unfathomable. For a more detailed breakdown of that scenario, see my recent post on

The best part of self-publishing is the utter control you have – over your work and how it is presented. And let’s not forget the profits. All of them (barring any deal with an e-publisher like Amazon for example), will come straight to you. Awesome!

I have thought about this and debated it with my own books. But something needles in me that it would be a wondrous thing to see my book in print on the shelves of Waterstones. Nestled, perhaps, in between Margaret Atwood’s latest and Jordan’s third autobiography. I also worry that the only person who would buy my book on something like Amazon would be my Mum.

Which leads me neatly onto next time’s post – marketing! And how you can use it to sell your books and live a happy life. If any writers out there have any comments on the above, please feel free to post them. It would be great to hear your thoughts on self-publishing. We are also running a feature on where we will feature five new self-published titles a month – so do get in touch if you’d like to talk about that.

And next time, I may also mention the VERY EXCITING NEWS that I have indeed got myself an agent. A real, live one. The story involves not much sleep, 48 hours in London town, many panicked phone calls and a small amount of white wine. Till next time….

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